Wife: Have you gone shopping?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I’ve asked you this morning …
Husband: Syntax Error. Abort?
Wife: Not even the new TV set?
Husband: Variable not found….
Wife: Alright, give me the credit card please, I’ll do the shopping …
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied!
Wife: Are you being serious, joking or trying to get on my nerves?
Husband: Too many parameters…
Wife: How in this world have I got married to you?
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: When do you get your wages?
Husband: File in use… Try later.
Wife: You make me wonder…what do I mean to you?
Husband: Unknown Virus